GoofProof187's definitions

Outhouse

When a man shits directly into a woman's vagina resulting in sexual arousal for both.

Friend 1 - "Oh man...that chick I picked up at the bar last night asked if I would give her the outhouse."
Friend 2 - "So did you?"
Friend 1 - "Let's just say I was glad we went back to her place and not mine."

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021