Offended

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...

by Danny-V October 9, 2008

Offended Out Of Obligation

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Sexual Offenderman

An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.

"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"

"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"

"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"

by Isplr February 11, 2017

recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

by challbruh August 5, 2015

hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

sex offender

your next door neighbor.

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.

by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014