offing

An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.

"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?

by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016

Oofing

Having sexual intercourse

When I was a kid, I walked in on my parents oofing in bed.

by gatoradejones October 14, 2010

Oofington Cult

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult

"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"

by Sophierosehasaproblem September 11, 2018

Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates

Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

Oofing

Using the noun “oof”

Please stop oofing in the group chat.

by Stupidname0128 March 9, 2018

off/ offing

to kill yourself

suicide

All she could talk about was offing herself

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

OOFfended

When you are offended, but it’s not important to anyone else. So you make a pun and end up crying in a corner when no one’s looking.

Me- “tommy told me to die in a hole”
Friend- *looks at phone* “Lit...”
Me- “I’m OOFfended”
Friend- *slaps me*

by QuEsOLoVeR1000000000 December 6, 2018