OMP

Like OMG it is an exclamation used when having an online conversation. However while OMG stands for "Oh my god", OMP stands for "Oh My Pete", which means about the same thing, as Pete Doherty is God.

Tollie: OMP!!!! I loves Pete!!!

by Tollie December 31, 2004

OMP

One Man Party also known as OMP is a term coined by visionary/creative genius Nick R. Walker. A graphic designer/writer/illustrator/musician/puppeteer/horticulturist,and also a huge fucking loner based out of Pittsburgh, PA. verb. When one "omps" they proceed to participate in "events" that are executed in a singular peerless fashion. To omp-omping-omped-omped out. ®

Dude, I OMPed like a fucking rockstar last night!! I don't remember anything other than building a fire in my front yard at 3am, talking to some ghosts, and running around making meerkate noises.

by Jimmy Flipper August 03, 2012

OMP OMP OMP

Like "nom nom nom" but more obnoxious. It should always be capitalized: OMP OMP OMP.

Ya we POUNDED that Country Kitchen Buffet. OMP OMP OMP, ya heard!

by intjudo_ December 11, 2008

omp

Stands for On My Phone. Commonly used to account for slower responses when IMing from a phone.

Nick: I might not respond right away. Omp.

by rb20 June 01, 2011

Omp

To eat. An onomatopoeic of a bite sound; like pacman.

Its lunch time lets go omp.

by ssftable September 30, 2003

omp

Old man pusher. A twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. Reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.

I was making out with that 44-year-old last night at the bar because Alison told me he was perfect for me. She is such an OMP!

by nance12345 January 08, 2008

omp

Ouch my penis

often used after being kicked in the balls

guy 1:kick
guy 2:omp

by super awsome1000000 May 16, 2010