OMK

old man kush

if a old man or woman smoke weed and they have been smoking for years and are over the age of 50 then they only smoke next lvl kush and if u can get it off them your lucky yet it is called OMK

by ol'man kush February 23, 2011

OMK

Stands for 'Oh my Kobe'

"OMK, did you see that shot Kobe took?"

by pixiecrush1 April 25, 2009

OMK

"Oh My Kobe"

OMK, look at Kobe dunk that basketball

by Gninerfan21 March 18, 2009

OMK

"Oh my Khersis", derivative of "OMG". Khersis is the mail god of humanity in the web novel Tales of MU. The OMK expression was born in the reading community as an in-universe expression used by the community.

"OMK! You beat the SCARECROW? On your FIRST TRY? But that’s the last boss! NO WAY!!!" - one of the comments from Chapter 177

by nobodez March 30, 2008

OMK

Open Mouth Kisses. Making out.

OMK to ya!

by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

OMK

Abbreviation for "Oh my Krishna." For those people tired of the stranglehold Christianity has on abbreviated IM speak.

"OMG?"" Up yours buddy, I'm down with Krishna! OMK! OMK to the max!"

by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

Omk

OMK means on my kids, idk about these other definitions

Basically when you want somebody to believe you, you can put it on something or somebody. Meaning, if you put it on your life, this means you have to be telling the truth only if you care about your life. Your friend- “Aye You have my phone? Bro I know you got that shit” you would then say “the fuck I need your phone for? Omk I ain’t take that shit”

by Sexcshmexc June 15, 2018