omk

on my kids

guy: “yoo.. bruh my cousin just died..”
other dude: “JORDAN?!”
guy: “yep.. him”
other dude: “UR LYING BRUH..”
guy: “omk bruh”

by thatonekiid.13 April 24, 2020

omk

"oh my kanye" referencing our lord and savior kanye west. of the religion yeezianity otherwise known as kanyeism. see posts by instagram user @ satan or check out yeezianity.com

person one - do you believe that kanye is the real lord and king of all creation?
person two - yes I do
person one - then I will now baptize you into yeezeism / kanyeism for the forgiveness of your sins
*baptizes*
person two - omk im officially a kanyeist !

by action.kat May 26, 2015

omk

an abbreviation for open mouth kiss

did you hear me and sarah omk!
wow! thats great.....

how did u get caught?
i was omk. thats how

by XxcandycanexX December 22, 2008

omk

omk
basicaly it means ohh my KNICKERS

preferebly you should shout the knickers part as loud as you can to upset passing by people over the age of 30

(two girls talkin in the middle of the town)

last night me and brad had a few of his mates over for a rainbow party

OMK, why would you degrade yourself in that way, i would much rather have my boyfriend ninja me.

by msib April 16, 2009

Omk

OMK means on my kids, idk about these other definitions

Basically when you want somebody to believe you, you can put it on something or somebody. Meaning, if you put it on your life, this means you have to be telling the truth only if you care about your life. Your friend- “Aye You have my phone? Bro I know you got that shit” you would then say “the fuck I need your phone for? Omk I ain’t take that shit”

by Sexcshmexc June 15, 2018

OMK

Acronym for the words, "Oh My Kittens". "Kittens" is used to replace "God". OMK's use is popular among people in chat games where "OMG" is censored and with people who think it looks cooler.

Person 1: Did you hear? There was a fight the other day!

Person: Really? OMK, what happened?

by Maranda S. September 03, 2008

Omk

OMK mean on my knees. Usually a way of saying you would get on your knees for someone.

Person 1 “damn look how fine they are”

Person 2 “OMKKKK”

by I<3aiden July 13, 2022