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Typical Omegle

For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.

Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.

Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.

Omegle: 80% Perverts,

12% Illiterate people

4% automated 'bot' ads

2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas

1% The mentally disabled

1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 male New Zealand

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey hows it going?

Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin

You: What?

Stranger: 13 m uk

You: I don't care

Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!

You have disconnected.
by sahboh11 December 27, 2011
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Omega Verse

The dark side of {fanfiction...

An AU (Alternate Universe) where there are "Alpha" people and "Beta" people and "Omega" people, etc. In this AU, Omegas go through times of the year/month (depending on what you read) where they are "in heat" like animals. They need to be "knotted"- when an Alpha has sex with them and comes inside them- to feel release from pain. Depending on what you read, the Omega may require this more than once or just once. Alphas cannot resist the smell of an Omega in heat and will try to have sex with them. Betas are very common, Alphas are somewhat rare, and Omegas are rare, making them valuable. In some stories, Omegas are treated like gods because the best sex is with an Omega. In other,s they are treated like animals or slaves, sold, caged, traded, etc.

This genre of smut fanfiction was started in the Supernatural fandom and spread to Anime fandoms like wildfire. Omega verses are most prevalent in Anime fandoms, particularly Fairy Tail, Blue Exorcist, and other, mostly fantasy, Animes. You can still find it in the Supernatural fandom, however.

There is a lot of stigma surrounding omega verses that portray the Omegas as slaves due to themes of rape, sexual violence, and just non-consensual sex in general.

If I were you, I'd stay far, far away.
Person A: "Hey, what's your favorite fanfic trope?"

Person B: "I'm really into the Omega Verse stuff."

Person A: "Oh my god, that's really disturbing!"

Person B: "What can I say? It turns me on."
by Now You Know... July 17, 2019
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omeganut

When you nut so hard with so much force that you blow out the tip of the condom resulting in the girl getting pregnant.
Girl 1: How did you get pregnant?
Girl 2: He Omeganut inside me.
Girl 1: Wasn't he wearing protection?
Girl 2: No condom can protect you from an Omeganut.
by zubby November 17, 2017
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Omegle

A one-on-one chat website whereby one can either chat to others via text and/or webcam. One can also find people by common interests using special interest tags. Sometimes good chats can be found, but most of the people on the site are antisocial assholes and "M" tard virgins living in their parents' basement who are looking for women on a site which is disproportionately male. Very toxic website. If you actually manage to find a cordial in-depth conversation on this site, congratulations!
What a standard chat on Omegle looks like...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
You both like Music.

Me: Hi, how's it going?
Stranger: M
Me: Um. So, are you doing well?
Stranger: I said I'm M! You F or what?
Me: There's no women on here. You think you're going to score chicks by saying "M"?
Stranger: Go fuck yourself you shit fuck!
Stranger has disconnected.
by Urban Dictionary Writer 1989 August 31, 2021
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Omega death succ

A succ so powerful it can destroy the entire universe as we know it. Currently just a theory, but it if were to ever happen we would all surely perish.
Person 1: I can't believe we are all going to die, how could this happen!?

Person 2: I heard that some one attempted an omega death succ, a shame we didn't get to see it.
by Pyrobound November 7, 2018
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D OMEGALUL C

Often spammed in twitch chat when the word transparent, doc, wife, cheating, etc. is mentioned in twitch chat. Makes fun of the fact dr. disrespect cheated on his wife.
"I have a little bit of an announcement" D OMEGALUL C.
by BigBlackCl0ck June 6, 2018
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Omegle

A place were old men, horny teens and people wanting to troll go. Basically you hit either text or video chat and you wait to be matched/paired with one of the three people above and you talk. Or scream and end the session based on what you saw.
Oldman: Asl?
Troll: 15, Girl, us
*Has long, probably s*XUAL conversation*
Troll : I'm a guy and you are gay
Oldman: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
*disconnected*
The omegle cycle continues
by Urmomeatsmyass October 10, 2021
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