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Cain's Offering

An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter
Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so
by Random Person1111 June 20, 2010
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Change Offering

Proposition by a homless man for you to give him money or sexual favors in exchange for money, or just go into a store and buy him beer.
When approached by a homeless man, who claims he is not an alcoholic. Even though he just got done telling you that he has 200 dollars in food stamps and uses it to buy soda to empty it out and return the cans to buy beer. he also states he had gotten caught and not allowed in the Kroger. When running away from this man he screams "you preppies! i went to Olivet College!" and suggests a change offering.
by BUM FIGHTS!!! May 23, 2011
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Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010
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Asmodeus offering

In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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follow-on offering

(FINANCE) issue of stock by a firm that already has stock in circulation.

Follow-on offerings account for a little over 83% of new finance capital raised on the NYSE. The other 17% was initial public offering (IPO).
Between 1 January and 31 August 2010, 46 companies had made an initial public offering on the NYSE; another 33 had made a follow-on offering. But while the IPO's accounted for $9.5 billion, the FOO's accounted for almost $55 billion.
by Abu Yahya September 29, 2010
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Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.
Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012
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piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".
You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!
by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014
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