Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.
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by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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There are customisable characters, (drummer, bass, guitar 1, guitar 2), different places to play your music, and you can play along with keys on your keyboard.
There's a tab button so you can play the music on your own.
Yeah, now you know what I mean that it's more than a flash game.
Try it yourself sometime :D
There are customisable characters, (drummer, bass, guitar 1, guitar 2), different places to play your music, and you can play along with keys on your keyboard.
There's a tab button so you can play the music on your own.
Yeah, now you know what I mean that it's more than a flash game.
Try it yourself sometime :D
"Hey have you heard my new Punk-o-matic 2 song?"
"no but I heard it was a badass music making machine!"
"no but I heard it was a badass music making machine!"
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No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.
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