Tara O'Neil

A beached whale.

"Oh boy look at that Tara O'Neil" Timmy said while at the beach.

by A Friend's Pink Elephant December 12, 2016

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

shaqueef o’neil

when a black women queefs and it is explosive it is called the shaqueef o’neil!!!

“damn shawty that was a hard shaqueef o’neil”

by hardmane June 16, 2021

Dirty O'Neil

You stick your dick in a girls nose and cum in it

I gave a girl a dirty o'neil last night.

by MexicanMarky July 22, 2003

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Pukes O'Neil

Someone who pukes after only a few drinks. (Ranging from 1 to 4) One receives this title once leaving the toilet, or bush, and is from there on out "Pukes O'Neil." This may be reduced to "Pukes" whenever deemed necessary.

Beth walked out of the bathroom after vomiting her "two and a half shots," and became Pukes O'Neil from that point on.

"OY, PUKES!"

by SteveErwin August 26, 2009

Shadquille O’Neil

Shadquille O’Neil, a man who shads his pants

Dude 1: Did you see that basketball game that Shaquille O’Neil played in?

Dude 2: Yeah! He shadded his pants!

Dude 3: Shadquille O’Neil…

by StealthMaster48 January 7, 2023