nymphomercial

(n.) - a TV infomercial that is so sexy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have sex with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.

"Oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on TV last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? It was awesome!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011

by PRwiz101 April 25, 2011

Nymphonecromaniapheliac

A person with an insatiable desire to copulate with the deceased.

Francesca's mother is a nymphonecromaniapheliac, but also enjoys me on Saturday nights.

by knackXattack May 17, 2007

Nympholepsy

to suffer from a rare ailment whereby one experiences severe and debilitating seizures from the endless pursuit of sexual encounters. Much like an orgasm, but with more terrifying and violent endings than that of the common orgasm. Found rarely in women, as men tend to possess more of the genetic triggers that can cause this impairment. Difficult to diagnose at first glance, but quite obvious when encountered. Signs of nympholepsy include rigid arms, legs, genitals, fingers and toes, as well as bent wrists, ear to ear grin, rapid convulsions of the hips, followed by sounds not found in any language on earth. Nearby, there is usually a woman with goddess like features, curled up naked in a fetal position in the corner unsure of what is happening. When this syndrome has been found in women, they are usually perched frozen upon a male companion's genitals as her seizure has caused severe tightening of the nether-region and clamped down securely.

Great word………and if you want to see this condition in person, stop by my office at your convenience. The woman curled up in the corner in a fetal position with goddess like features will remain anonymous! Then stop by later and witness the female goddess in a state of Nympholepsy. No pictures!

by puregenious October 6, 2010

Nymphoeducater

a nympho that gets her shag through teaching people how to fuck

julie: so hows it going with your nymphomania?
jane: oh, theres not enough experienced men in the world that fuck me well enough so i've opened up a school so i can teach people to fuck to a nymph's standards, you know, being a nymphoeducater gets quite good pay
julie: ...

by Zoe F August 26, 2007

nympholeptic

One who falls into a trance while oogling the opposite sex, usually in public with girlfriend/boyfriend present. These men are also usually addicted to pornography.

My nympholeptic boyfriend drools over every attractive woman we pass....

by Samantha & Chris November 21, 2006

nymphomercial

An infomercial with a strong sexual connotation, such as a Girls Gone Wild ad.

Tommy was up all night flipping through the channels to find nymphomercials.

by mw394872987 June 23, 2008

Nymphomercial

Noun- those late night commercials for phone sex and date lines featuring scantily clad ladies that you have approximately 0.00000001% chance of actually talking to.

"I was so horny last night that I almost called the 900 number on a nymphomercial."

by E Man Groovin May 19, 2010