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Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.
Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.
by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012
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nuguals

an alternative word for cuddles or snuggles. usually with a cat or cute animal.
My cat joined me on the couch for lots of nuguals.
by sweet baby jesus October 11, 2012
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nutballs

adj. possessing a dangerously low sanity level. having no capacity for complex thought. completely crazy.
Why is that girl drinking out of the toilet? She's nutballs!
by BnessEnvy January 22, 2007
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Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.
by Riley April 24, 2003
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Nutball

A game involving a ball of some sort being tossed at your garbage... until one person takes to many hits and quits.
hey cory get your camera me and drew are gonna play some nutball
by matt miller November 27, 2002
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Nutraloaf

1. A repulsive food block fed to misbehaved prison inmates, by baking paste mixture of nutritious ingredient of meat, egg, vegetable, leftover etc. disregarding how it tasted. Usually administrated in US, Canada's prison.
2. Culinary fuck-up deemed inedible.
1. US constitution on meatloaf「At least we're humane in not starving prisoner.」
2. Colleague「Are you going home for dinner tonight?」
Me「Nah I eat outside today. Not so appetized on feasting my wife's nutraloaf.」
by sonicstream June 8, 2021
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Nuttalled

The description of being very very drunk.

Being 'Nuttalled' is quite different to other types of drunk.
Excessive vomiting, loss of personal items, night tremors, and probing of one's own orifices are a few of the very bizarre behaviours displayed by those who are intoxicated enough to be described as Nuttalled

Term originates from Lancashire, especially around the Burnley area.
you must of been totally Nuttalled to do that!
by Rooftops Reborn February 20, 2011
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