Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.

"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."

by Maux Faux May 20, 2013

nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013

napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011

Numbsterbation

The act of masterbating with a numb arm and giving it the other person feeling.

"Hey Joe, I just numbsterbated the other day. It felt like someone else"

Or

"Numbsterbation gives a whole new outlook on masterbating"

by Killborn February 1, 2017