Nuclear Icebreaker

The rarely used and last resort tactic when its comes to icebreakers during conversations with females. A Nuclear Icebreaker is when you whip out your dick at the start of a conversation with a woman.

Defined by Pat from Two Best Friends Play - Youtube video "Cryostasis - Matt and Pats shitstorm of scariness" 12:43 minutes in.

Nuclear Icebreaker - When you are talking to a girl and you just take out your dick, because a normal icebreaker is weak.

by Mute 69 October 26, 2012

nuclear winter

The ecological and environmental devastation that would follow a nuclear war. It is often disputed whether the result would be very hot or very cold. Most scientists agree, nuclear winter would - at first - be very very hot. Then oh sooooo cold. Brrrr.

Example 1: Our hotel room was so hot last night, it was a damn nuclear winter.

Example 2: Our hotel room was so cold last night, it was a damn nuclear winter.

by ladainian the great January 16, 2009

nuclear option

An act of retribution or last resort that is unwarranted or overly severe in its consequences.

She de-friending him on Facebook was the nuclear option; it was unnecessary and embarassed him in front of his friends.

by outnabout April 21, 2010

Nuclear Beauty Parlor

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.

Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?

by artbomb July 3, 2011

nuclearc

some indian scrub that works for moneyclip

agar.io sucks fuck nuclearc

by Noixy May 16, 2018

Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.

Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.

by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020

Nuclear Diarrhea

Nuclear Diarrhea occurs when someone releases Explosive Diarrhea and an Explosive Fart at the same time. They both mix together creating a nuclear reaction that releases a monstrous smell that can cause people to collapse and possibly die.

Someone has released nuclear diarrhea in the toilet in a bathroom at Gillette Stadium causing the bathroom to be condemned for the next 10 years.

by FrodoBagginz February 10, 2010