Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutty traf

A rather pungent expulsion of air

Debbie surprised me with a rather nutty traf

by Nutty traf August 28, 2018

nufty

A completely useless cunt. Hopeless at life.

Steve: Hey Dave, do you need a hand to finish that job next week?
Dave: Yeah, that would be good.
Steve: I'll get Jonny to help you.
Dave: No don't give me him, he is a fucken nufty.

by swarlos November 18, 2012

Nutty Kid

A sex slang term for when a guy fucks a pregnant woman hard enough for his penis to go far in her vagina so that the nuts slam on to the unborn fetus.

Preggo: (MOANING) Hey! can you try to fuck a little softer?
Guy: Why? I thought you to do it this hard.
Preggo: Well I'm pregnant! Your shoving your dick so hard up my womb I can feel the balls on my nutty kid!

by werdnadioga August 10, 2009

nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

flip-a-nutty

To flip out to the point of craziness.

That damn dog is barkin! I'm about to flip-a-nutty!

by CoSud November 21, 2006

Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

by cargo_4 May 20, 2004