nipple whisperer

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.

"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"

by Bra HouseOfTheRisingSun June 9, 2014

By the minty nipples of Marduk !

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

Nipplescooter

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.

Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!

by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

nipplegasm

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.

Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.

by BabyJebus June 26, 2010

gumby nipple

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.

Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!

by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009

Mr Nipples

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.

Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!

by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

dad nipple

A nipple that cannot surprise you in its shape, make up or size. It's years and years of experiences and weird growths culminating in what could be unrecognizable from its original self.

Is Gov Cuomo's nipple pierced or does he just have a dad nipple?

by Juju Pablo Capote April 3, 2020