The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.
Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.
Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.
Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.
by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 25, 2011
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Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Hey numbnuts, let's make out. (Sucking of face)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
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A person who counts numbers all day, like an accountant, so much that they can't even properly say the word,"number."
The head honcho over there has been a such numbrunger since tax season that he paid $25 for a corndog.
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To masturbate several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone.
by one oh one September 18, 2011
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Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
by ~Seou Kajima June 4, 2005
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Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009
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