numb nuts 

a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.

man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts

numb nuts by nuked bug January 17, 2005

Numb Nuts 

Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.

As used in southwest of the U.S.

Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.

Numb Nuts by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

numb nuts 

the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off

Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here

numb nuts by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008

Numb Nuts 

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.

Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.

Numb Nuts by Your daddy1232 February 24, 2012

Numb Nuts 

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

Numb Nuts by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

Numb nuts 

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

Numb nuts by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014

Numb Nuts 

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

Numb Nuts by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017