nuclear weapon 

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

nuclear weapon by Matt September 7, 2003

nuclear weapon 

Those new fangled weapons that you can see through!

That's why we can't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, they're nuclear weapons!

nuclear weapon by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 8, 2003

nuclear weapon 

It is made by God Damn bloody bastards ... Their mother fuck'n ass hole bitches..

It can destroy our world... Damn..

Bush made Damn nuclear weapon threats..

nuclear weapon by Anonymous September 4, 2003

nuclear weapon 

This is a weapon of mass discrution , capeable of kill millions of people its is also George W bush favorite weapon and can of often be seein odering some one to fire it into some unexpection middle easten country and then blaming it on suddam hussain or osamer bin lardin

nuclear weapon by alex September 10, 2003

nuclear weapons 

Weapons of mass destruction that cause a chain reaction by splitting the nucleas of an uranium atom, thus causing two particles to fly out, that cause two other uranium atoms to become unstable and change into another element because they have an extra particle. This causes each of those two to fire off two particles each, and so the chain continues. This rapid expansion will eventually move onto the area surrounding it, and destroy it by means of reacting with it. Of course, in the time it has taken you to read this, a nuclear weapon, some as small as 11 inches could have scorched hundreds of miles worth of land surrounding it

Nuclear Weapons will bring the apocalypse, at which point many atheists will become religious, many religious will become atheist, and our skin will melt off.

nuclear weapons by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Nuclear Weapons 

What Iraq suddenly had possession of when Bush decided that it was a threat to the USA.

For the last time IRAQ DOES NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

Nuclear Weapons by weirdgirl August 11, 2003

Nuclear Weapons 

The best way to end a war!

We should drop our nuclear weapons on France!

Nuclear Weapons by Svexson September 15, 2003