A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.
Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.
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Damn, I had a really good nought yesterday but I lost it. Should have avoided porn so that I could've concentrated on the nought
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The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
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Get the Nought to semi mug.A nobody. A non-achiever. Also implies an arsehole due to the shape of a nought. Used in South African boarding schools.
"He's a nought. He doesn't play rugby or any sport. His school results are below average. Hangs out with losers. He's a nought."
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Get the Nought mug.Meaning to be 'naughty' but in the rude manner of 'with the nought' (or anything involving the nought).
Lou was very 'noughty' as she often enjoyed playing with her nought.
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