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noughtfolio

A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.
Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson October 9, 2007
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Nought

The thought that will make you nut. Oftentimes porn is insufficient and you have to fantasise about other women to ejaculate. Said fantasy is the nought.
Damn, I had a really good nought yesterday but I lost it. Should have avoided porn so that I could've concentrated on the nought
by Xyko June 6, 2018
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Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis
*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!
by DaveG217 May 25, 2006
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Nought

A nobody. A non-achiever. Also implies an arsehole due to the shape of a nought. Used in South African boarding schools.
"He's a nought. He doesn't play rugby or any sport. His school results are below average. Hangs out with losers. He's a nought."
by Qiezi March 9, 2017
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Nought

Mate, I was just fucking her and she pulled it out and put it up her nought!
by Edwardo89 January 14, 2011
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noughty

Meaning to be 'naughty' but in the rude manner of 'with the nought' (or anything involving the nought).
Lou was very 'noughty' as she often enjoyed playing with her nought.
Ladies fancy bags fags are also known as 'nought navigators'.
by Mayfest April 8, 2006
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Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..
"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."
by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003
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