When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.
Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
by airplayne December 25, 2010
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by Lenny24 October 1, 2010
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A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.
Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)
Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)
Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)
by George_ME January 20, 2008
Get the Nonversation mug.A one-sided conversation in which one party wishes the other to smile and nod, but not to bother contributing anything more substantial than the occasion "uh huh" or "really." The speaking party might as well be conversing with a pole or trash bin, but likes the reassurance of the presence of a breathing organism Similar to a nonversation, it is a conversation that is not really going anywhere.
"That girl is so self-absorbed. Every time I see her, she tries to pull me into a nodversation, during which I am bombarded with the mundane drama of her not-so-interesting dating life."
by knitswithrocks October 1, 2010
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Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Hey Joe, I was thinking about our nonversation on the train last night. Your're right Jim is a clown.
by Grizzly Adamz March 27, 2009
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Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
by M&MM June 11, 2008
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When two or people talk about pointless things and never anything important or "deep".
When two or people talk about pointless things and never anything important or "deep".
1) When a group of people talk thoroughly about surreal scenarios that wouldn't ever happen, but the way they talk make it seem plausible and important, like Zombie Survival Plans and What To Do When The Dinosaurs Come Back
2) Jack: So, yes, as we walk up this hill why don't I tell about the different types of clouds?
Jill: Oh you and your Nonversations!
2) Jack: So, yes, as we walk up this hill why don't I tell about the different types of clouds?
Jill: Oh you and your Nonversations!
by Chibi88 April 12, 2011
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