Noted.

A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.

Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.

by Schizo_lifter93 December 8, 2009

IT notes

A disguising name for porn collection.

My IT notes are world class.

by BabyShark July 20, 2009

NOTES

Another word for MONEY.

Damn, she got hella NOTES to pay for all this!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

...noted

to confirm that something has been absorbed by the human mind

person1: hey we are going to meet at 4
person2: ...noted

by zeethedogger April 20, 2006

noted

a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"

John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.

by amdude March 11, 2010

On That Note

Is giving importance to a fact by saying it before the fact.

On that note ima head out.

by Downbadmar December 20, 2020

noted

an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"

by arachnidz February 24, 2010