Noted. 

When used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. Does not convey any emotion or opinion.

"My new cell # is 555-1234"
"Noted."

Noted. by Difffy February 22, 2010

Noted. 

A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.

Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.

Noted. by Schizo_lifter93 December 8, 2009

Noted

Another word for " Got that" or "I'll take it into account".

Person 1: You stink. You should take a shower.

Person 2: Noted.

Noted by AshKetchumPoketraineer February 5, 2019

...noted

to confirm that something has been absorbed by the human mind

person1: hey we are going to meet at 4
person2: ...noted

...noted by zeethedogger April 20, 2006

noted

a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"

John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.

noted by amdude March 11, 2010

Noted

The word everyone fucking learned since school went online because of Covid-19

"Hello everyone there will be no live class today"
"Noted"

Noted by Astnee Spreteng May 15, 2021

noted

an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"

noted by arachnidz February 24, 2010