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When used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. Does not convey any emotion or opinion.
"My new cell # is 555-1234"
by Difffy February 22, 2010
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
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Another word for " Got that" or "I'll take it into account".
Person 1: You stink. You should take a shower.

Person 2: Noted.
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A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.
Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
by 12_mrwebster_12 December 08, 2009
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a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"
John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.
by amdude March 10, 2010
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an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.
1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"
by arachnidz February 22, 2010
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A term commonly used as a quick reply to an email acknowledging receipt of information in order to make the sender go away. It sarcastically shows that you care about what is being told to you when you really don’t care at all

It can also be used in daily email conversations to convey no emotion and no interest in what is being told to you in order to cut off the person sending you the email.
Mr. Manager Email: "Group, please review the contents of my email regarding your break times and arrival"

Group: Lets reply “noted” to the email … Now; who wants to go downstairs for breakfast while Mr. Manager sits in his office down the hall?
by Ms. Zib March 02, 2010
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