Nogtard's pants

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.

Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009

#NotADragQueen

Trending-Twitter hashtag when a republican operative gets arrested on sexual assault

Lunatic right-wing assholes' favorite pastime is blaming others for their own shortcomings. Red States are banning Drag Queen Story Hour and conflating drag with being Transgender, which are, of course, not the same. Either way, #NotADragQueen gets to trending on Birdapp when some RW dingus gets arrested for sexually assaulting minors; general sex-trafficking; or any other violent, illegal offense they blame drag queens for.

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2023

Nogtard

The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.

Nogtard: Done some shoppin' then?

Dad: <struggling with 10 asda bags> yeah.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

natard

a redneck faggot who shaves his head does a lot of drugs and is generally unpleasant to be around

hey guys wanna go drive tractors and do meth

no you faggot why you gotta be such a natard

by cringy faggot January 30, 2017

notarnicola

A member of the mafia

William is really a notarnicola

by WilliamNotarnicola January 28, 2020

nogardless

Yet another bastardization of REGARDLESS. Also see irregardless. Anyone who uses either irregardless or nogardless deserves to be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dictionary until the correct word, definition, and usage sinks in. Also see The Nogardless Game.

Nogardless should never be used in a sentence, regardless of how many dumb little twats are going to do it anyway. Please don't follow their example.

by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014

Notario

An individual who has problem with reading and writing, as well as having major emotional problems. They are usually diagnosed as being clinically depressed and having bi-poloar disorder.

That poor Notario is 30 years old and lives next door to his parents.

by Kayleena January 2, 2007