beer

Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!

Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!

by Derek214 May 31, 2006

BEER

Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!

- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!

by BeerMaster November 12, 2003

Beering

is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.

me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go

by VitriolicHate May 23, 2015

Beer

Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Can Oog get you beer?

by robertv September 19, 2009

beer

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

by smoog August 13, 2004

On the beer

An English prepositional phrase coined by the great Bonnie Grace. To be under the influence of or have consumed multiple beers. Alternatively, meaning to be fucking awesome.

Cartwheels should rarely be attempted while on the beer.

by K. Hunter PhD July 28, 2018

beer

a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water

i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer

by Anonymous May 8, 2003