Northworstern

Fitting name for Northwestern University. A dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
Many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. The terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.

The graduating students are socially inept. Although they go on to be successful in the workforce, Northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.

Interviewer: Hi Laura, tell me about yourself
Northworstern Student: HI!!! ... *awkward pause*
Interviewer: Hello, Laura. Please tell me about yourself...Ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! These Northworstern students are literally the WORST.
Northworstern Student: I graduated magna cum lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. I enjoy reading.

by Punnnn April 14, 2015

Northwood University

A small business university in Michigan full of frat bros whose dads own car dealerships.

Oh, his dad owns a car dealership he must go to Northwood University.

by Timby March 30, 2021

Northwood Ohio

A small suburb of Toledo, Ohio. A place full of unnecessary drama, whether it be old ladies who think they live on Wisteria Lane, or at the high school, where the drama is always stupid, and nothing worse than name-calling occurs. This place is full of wanna-be douche bags and fake preps. You'd be lucky to meet a decent person.

Jane: Stop looking at me like that!
Cathy: I can't help it, you're so ugly!
Jane: Says you, you immature piece of shit.
Cathy: WHATEVER, YOU UGLY FUCKING LESBIAN!
Kelsey: I hate Northwood Ohio so much.

by iliveinthisgodforsakenplace March 27, 2011

Operation Northwoods

Operation Northwoods was a plan back in 1962 by the DOD that was to attack a U.S. Naval ship and various other American military and civilian targets then blame it on Cuban military then use it as a pretext to invade Cuba in combat. This was the pretext that some of the 9/11 truth activists believed that lead to the September 11th terrorist attacks. Operation Northwoods was the first known false flag enemy attack operation to where attacks would be conducted on American soil then the government would declare the enemy to be Cuba which never attacked America but would be framed as the sole attackers leading to war being approved by the U.S. Congress.

According to Operation Northwoods official declassified documents, some of the operational plans were to conduct real or simulated attacks against various American military and civilian targets then Cuba Communist terror campaigns would begin to get the U.S. House of Representatives and the Senate to support a plan to attack Cuba to oust the communist leader Fidel Castro.

by uswgo September 19, 2011

Northwood Hills

Slums of Northwood

Pete: Where are the slums of Northwood?

Katie: That would be Northwood Hills!

by northwoodhills February 23, 2009

northwind

mid

A:Hey did you see the jezail nerf in that northwind game last night?
B:EW you play that mid game? Get away from me!

by Nrerb8r October 22, 2022

northwoods hipster

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.

Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.

by manroy August 19, 2012