Noobkiller

Is An elite Haxor who all noobs worship because they want to be as awesome ass Noobkiller others are similar to noob killer such as GHOST H4CK3D. The Noobs usualy worship him because he is the real 1337. Also known as the leading prophecy of sligstorms religion Sligintology. Noobkiller has many friends that run the internet such as dac00kieman258 and IGAJLE. Noob also runz halo

OMG im in noobkillers party I think im going to faint.

by L337 HAXOR January 4, 2009

Noobsicle

the worst form of a noob; someone who is a loser, or completely new to something

Person 1- Hey, do u know how to throw a football?
Person 2- Wow dude, you're holding it the wrong way, you noobsicle.

by Mooorad October 17, 2007

Noobsicle

The word that all "friends" call you. Usually means low intellegence. not a nice word. also usually used in a sentence with der der.

Taylor: Hey Rachel, did you know that Fanny is a bad word in England?

Elizabeth: Taylor you noobsicle I told you that!
Rachel: sigh! you guys are both noobsicles now stop it!

by mynameisTaylor March 16, 2010

nokesville

home of the rich snotty people that have nowhere else to go if they they will get shot if they go anywhere else. needs hotter girls i dont know how anyone got pregnant here

come here u to nokesville and u will see what i mean

by mdpdlk May 28, 2011

Noobsicle

A noob who plays video games as if they constantly have a popsicle stick shoved up there butt. These terrible players often have negative kill/death ratios on call of duty 4 and 5. And they tend to spray with LMG's (light machine guns). Their accuracy is horrible and they all-around suck

look at that noobsicle! he has 1 kill, 39 deaths!

dude you played like a noobsicle last night. i bet my K/D is better than yours now xD

by THE_NOOBSLINGER September 30, 2009

noobskills

a)
The newly found skills of a noob in terms of a game or sport

b)
An epic expulsion of joy

c)
A word often screamed by males with extremely large manhood

a)
Greg has major noobskills at Halo.
b)
NOOBSKILLS!!!!!!!!
c)
EPIC NOOBSKILLS!!!!!

by Jeremy and Brian May 25, 2008

Nokesville

A very wealthy community outside of manassas, Nokesville features everything of the country but located in Northern Virginia the dairy farms and horse farms are 1M+. As of 2020 home to the actor Vin Diesel. Nokesville is also part of the fertile Cresent, meaning if you want a home here your going to have to find someone nice enough to sell you atleast 10 acres or its a no go. Just about everyone from nokesville are friendly and generous people, I wouldn't say snotty like the prior but they are True Americans there. You get what you put in and if you put negativity into there community they will quitely, peacefully have you leave on your own accord as the morals in this town run very deep and when something is frowned upon, everyone frowns upon it causing said person in question to either apologize for said act, and become family, or continue with whatever said act may be frowned upon, to the point they voluntarily leave because of how ashamed the nokesville community as a whole will make them feel. Also you frequently hear shots and explosions from nearby Quantico Marine base, as well as from the freedom loving citizens who are armed to the teeth in this town. The perfect place to raise a child without the toxicity of the city but with amenities still very accessible. Home to God fearing neighbors loving Americans. If that's not your thing I'm glad you checked here before going. You would be in for a rude awaking if this isn't what you are looking for.

In such a shitty self centered world, being surrounded by shitty self centered places, filled with shitty self centered people, living in Nokesville would be like a lifetime vacay.

by Truthwarrior2.0 April 25, 2022