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Noobivore

Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.
Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore
by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009
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noobinon

to say hi to one or multiple people who are noobs
to say 'what going on' to a noob or multiple noobs or noobz
heya noobs whats noobingon
or whats noobingon guys
what noobinon noobs
by Julian Parks March 17, 2008
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noobingon

to say hi to one or multiple people who are noobs
to say 'what going on' to a noob or multiple noobs or noobz
heya noobs whats noobingon
or whats noobingon guys
by Julian Parks March 17, 2008
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Noobious Maximus

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009
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noobinese

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.
"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"
by gLiTcH October 24, 2004
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noobing

Noobing is the essence of acting like a noob currently. Anyone who has actions similar to that of a noob, can be said to be engaged in the act of noobing
Did you see that level 1 hunter he was totally noobing
by ultradictator September 3, 2008
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Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.
O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.
by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010
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