noosturbate

The act of masturbating while restricting one's breathing with a rope or towel, etc. to create a more intense orgasm.

Did you hear that Timmy died last night? He accidentally hung himself. That's the risk you run when you noosturbate.

by Clifford Fenoketer January 7, 2014

Monsturbate

When a male requires at least two hands in order to masturbate properly.

I will be back soon, I’m going to watch some porn and monsturbate.

by sstaffie December 1, 2019

Napsturbate

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"
Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

by FaceDecade January 14, 2009

Nosturbating

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008

Nasturbate

To Nasturbate: The act of having sex with someone who has the same name as you.

Lauren: Hey Emma, have you seen Emma? She looks so hot.
Emma: YEAH BABY! We're totes gonna Nasturbate tonight.

by ZeIsolatedGiraffe January 8, 2012

nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016