noited

slang for paranoid

im so blazed im gettin noited

by tim420 August 4, 2006

Carpe noctem

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.

Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.

by Kira, god of the new world April 13, 2014

Notemeal

the process in which a group of musicians start playing with no regard for what the other musicians are playing.

Man, i went to that jam the other night and there were 2 other guitarists, as well as 2 keyboardists and a drum circle; and nobody listened to a thing anyone else was playing... complete notemeal

by 12over8inCm November 29, 2011

Noited

Adjective

1 To be killed or destroyed in a precise yet entirely coincidental way.

"Who would've thought that." mumbled the guard, "He'd be noited by a crocodile AND the prey it was hunting."

by Edward Blackhurst December 20, 2019

carpe noctem

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!

Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!

by ADXin May 23, 2004

noctem

When you are sent to a disgustingly gross link on IRC you have been noctemed.

Dude, you clicked on tubgirl.com? You've just been noctem'd

by DortoH December 9, 2004

Noicemas

Noicemas are a pack of Yandere simulator assets made by ItsNoicePotato. They cannot be used. Stans go crazy when someone uses them

“THAT SAKI HAIR IS NOICEMAS DELETE NOW!!!”

by Mxstxrmnd December 26, 2022