Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!

by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014

Nobel Peace Prize

The prize for people who don't want a prize.

Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize after giving away every other prize she had.

by 7R3 May 2, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

Nobel Piece Prize

An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today?

by Orv2169 October 9, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

Something given to war criminals.

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.

by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023

Nobel Peace Prize

Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel Peace Prize 10 O'clock!

by Dirty Dave69 May 14, 2018

Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.

Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”

by m_piet July 23, 2013