Noobage

Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)

Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!

by The_Hacker May 30, 2009

noobageddon

Not as hot as Boobageddon, or as crafty as Screwbageddon, or as creative as Tubageddon. And nowhere near as cool as Scubageddon.

That Noobageddon sure does suck next to Scubageddon

by Shakta October 1, 2004

nubbage

like cabbage...but nuber. another variation of the word nub. nub noob newb

Richard: i cheated on that math test yesterday, but i got caught cuz i wrote the other guys name instead of mine.

Dwayne: -_- nubbage

by xLp.veng September 10, 2007

noobage

noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!

n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
NOOBAGE!!!!

by s4d L4ggz0rr November 13, 2003

Noobageddon

To be ambushed by a mass quantity of Noobs in a short amount of time. Usually happens on Forum chat rooms, and for some reason they almost always are from the UK.

The Member Number for the Chat Room jumps from 6 to 21 in a matter of seconds, and you are bombarded with Spamming noobs.
"oh no, its noobageddon! quick, get an admin! >_<"

by JaoOzaki January 21, 2009

NoBagel4You

An awesome roblox player that has lots of robux and limiteds.

You are a NoBagel4You!

by Conius7 March 21, 2019

nobbalet

A swaggy noob.

Steven: OMG he's such a nobbalet (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
Ben: Nah mate, he's just a noob

by TheBiggerGoose February 22, 2021