Nob

To call someone a noob but a little more as a joke

Man we lost that game because of you you're such a Nob

by Noblol November 05, 2020

Nob

Super sexy, super cool, super fashion forward guys. Most nobs work in either a restaurant or pub. Girls loves nobs.

"How much of a nob is matt!"
"I know he's such a nob!"

by Sick dude 123 April 26, 2017

Nob

Short for "not bad".

Steve: Hey Eric, check out that girl over there.

Eric: Ah, nob!

by sy3 June 11, 2006

Nob-Nob

A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick
or
A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick

Nob-Dick

Boy: I Like Dick
Girl: I Like Dick Too
Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's

by Multicoloured February 27, 2007

nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007

nobbing

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

by Russ April 19, 2003

nob

A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?

by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002