No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

no hands

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.

Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*

by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024

no hands!

kinda like noscoping in a game but you get oral and when your ready to cum you stand up scream no hands take it out and let the cum find its own path , you get bonus points if most of it hits her...

dude:im about ready to cum girl: mhm guy:(stands up) no hands! . dude: sorry about your shirt , rug , hair etc...

by davidcoey November 6, 2010

No hands lebowski

The act of fucking a dog with no hands. A discord user that goes by the name Jacob Lebowski was caught fucking dogs with no hands while screaming into his mic “no hands lebowski”. Jacob can be heard at local dog parks screaming out “no
Hands lebowski” if you hear him screaming that he is about to kidnap a dog. Please call the police and hide your dog

Hey look, Jacob is at it again. What’s he doing? He is fucking a dog with no hands, that’s the no hands lebowski move

by Doglover1836 February 9, 2022

No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

by heyschmexy September 15, 2011

no hands doyle

doyle: 1. An exclamation shouted when a person playing football drops an easy pass because they don't have good hands (catching ability, see good hands)

2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)

1. (The person playing quarterback in a pickup football game): "I threw a perfect pass and Steve dropped it."

(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."

2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.

by hbd101 December 14, 2010

No Hands Dance

When you are trying to dance with a girl at a club and she tries to get away you hang on for dear life.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.

Guy 1: "Hey it looks like Mike's girl finally gave up"

Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"

Guy 1: *Laughs*

by fan187 February 18, 2011