Hitler's Day Off

"Hitler's Day Off" refers to the "imaginary" realm of existence in which Adolf Hitler frolics in the YouTube videos of #AlexisMason. "Hitler's Day Off" was created in September of 2022 to exercise basic Freedom(s) of Speech.

:Ever wonder what Adolf Hitler would have done on his day off?

:with the power of YouTube, you can search for "Hitler's Day Off."

*When your life is shit and you just want to have a "Hitler's Day Off."

by #AlexisMason September 07, 2022

Gus day off

Where the person name "Gusmanak#4533" gets a day off. This rare behavior is used when the person shows "do not disturb".

"today is Gus day off."
"That is pretty sad."

by pussy nigga balls December 21, 2021

swing the day off

to not care about anything important, except for partying or going to a club.

Hey baby, how about we get out of here and just swing the day off?

by Phil Peterson November 04, 2007

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc

Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.

by pinkandred17 March 06, 2009

Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.

by Eric Bloom October 25, 2007

Mr. Rodgers' Day Off

The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.

Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.

Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!

by Neighborhoodlum November 19, 2010

Day off to J off

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

by Eric Bloom October 11, 2007