a phenomenon that occurs on men and/or women when the temperature reaches a critical point that evokes diamond hard nipples, usually protruding through clothing.
Example 1 -
Person A: "Yo, it's mad nipplicious out here man!"
Person B: "I know! You look like you got yourself a nice pair of diamond cutters there!"
Example 2 -
Person A: "Does she not realize that it's nipplicious out here?"
Person B: "Yea seriously. She needs to put a bra on!"
Person A: "Yea like totally!"
Person C: "Wtf! Are you talking about my nipples? For your information they are real, and they are spectacular!" =)
Person A: "Yo, it's mad nipplicious out here man!"
Person B: "I know! You look like you got yourself a nice pair of diamond cutters there!"
Example 2 -
Person A: "Does she not realize that it's nipplicious out here?"
Person B: "Yea seriously. She needs to put a bra on!"
Person A: "Yea like totally!"
Person C: "Wtf! Are you talking about my nipples? For your information they are real, and they are spectacular!" =)
by Diamond_Mon November 14, 2011
Get the nipplicious mug.An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
by udu_ May 23, 2009
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Black individuals stole vcrs and got puffy lips. This was know as the War on Nipgitis
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by Sarah neuman October 7, 2021
Get the nipgitis mug.What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.
by Orginox April 19, 2006
Get the Nippleitis mug.A massive nipple that covers the entire breast can also be mistaken for large hoover accidents. (when somebody is accidently sucked on by a hoover and has a large red circle mark left behind)
"Holy shit that bitch has nippletits"
by Dannyboy182 September 27, 2006
Get the nippletit mug.Nipplecision is the act of the nip nips being chopped off. Traditionally practiced in Jewish cultures where young boys will get their nipples cut off, similarly to circumcision where the foreskin is cut off. It is preformed by a Nipplecisionist.
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