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nippopotamus

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.
"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."
by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007
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Niplope

God, He is such a niplope
by Benry2000 January 5, 2019
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niplop

Verb.

1. To remove a nipple from a person's breast.

Noun.

1. The act of removing a nipple from a person's breast.
Verb: I'm hungry. Get the fuck back in the kitchen and made me a sandwich before I niplop you and satisfy my hunger Lecter style.

Noun: The girl, believing the young man makes the sandwich in great haste to avoid a niplop.
by Tevster October 3, 2010
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NipNip

NipNip is a slang term for marijuana originating in the 2010s

The term comes from the popular video game "No Man's Sky" which has a weed-like drug called NipNip. It is grown in similar fashions and had a similar appearance leading fans of the game to begin calling the real life plant marijuana, NipNip like in the aforementioned video game.
Jimbo: "Man, I need some of that NipNip. or else I'll kill someone."
Catherine: in sonic the hedgehog voice, "When you go outside and smell that NipNip."
Lucina: "My uncle grows NipNip. People say he's really good at it."
by Dracyan May 2, 2023
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nipnips

Descriptive of a person's nipples. The female variety in particular is very suckable.
Jane's nipnips were like bullets.
by Martin H April 27, 2006
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Nip Nop Shit

The rubbing (in a circular motion) of another persons Nipples with the index or middle fingers - causing them to laugh loudly and be generally incapacitated - usually occurs when in bed as a form of comic punishment.
If you don't get me a tissue, I'll give you the Nip Nop Shit!
by Andi K July 3, 2006
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nipnotized

Having your attention fixated on a glorious set of knockers complete with nipples that could cut glass. Often results in drooling, inattention, and inability to perform simple tasks. In severe cases it can lead to car accidents or more serious physical harm.
"George!! You are a piece of shit husband. I can see what your looking at!!"

"Sorry baby. I was straight up nipnotized."
by gimmethatp November 3, 2009
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