gimmethatp's definitions

nipnotized

Having your attention fixated on a glorious set of knockers complete with nipples that could cut glass. Often results in drooling, inattention, and inability to perform simple tasks. In severe cases it can lead to car accidents or more serious physical harm.

"George!! You are a piece of shit husband. I can see what your looking at!!"

"Sorry baby. I was straight up nipnotized."

by gimmethatp November 3, 2009