The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.
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Prince Osuofia did a Nigerian Break-up and broke up with Hope the week before Valentine Day to prevent buying her a gift. Then got back with her the afterwards.
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A Ninjagian is a person who’s obsessed with the Lego Ninja from Ninjago. Ninjagians can be both fangirls and fanboys of the show.
The show is about five guys in colourful ninja suits, who have to save all of Ninjago from evil. The ninja have somewhat control over one element each, except the green one who can use all the elements. There were originally four ninja; Cole (the Black ninja of Earth), Jay (the Blue Ninja of Lightning), Zane (the White Ninja of Ice) and Kai (the Red Ninja of Fire). Keep in mind that we’re not talking about their skin colour, okay? All of them are yellow. The Green ninja is also known as Lloyd, and is the youngest or maybe not… It’s complicated. They have to fight living skeletons, snake-like people, evil nindroids and the Overlord. Overlord is some douchebag, who needs Lloyd’s golden powers to do something evil whatsoever. The show is complicated, so just watch it!
Anyway, the Ninjagians are crazy, yet creative people who obsess over Lego Ninja. They make lots of rad fanart, gifs and fanfics. However, many fanfics are written by Wannabe-Ninjagians who write about their amazing OCs instead of focusing on the canon stuff..
All in all, the Ninjagians is a powerful people who’s willing to destroy anyone (any show) that is going to replace their dearest show. This is not someone you wanna mess around with, because of their elemental powers of creativity and witty puns are too much for ordinary people. Ninjagians are Ninja, just way more dangerous..
The show is about five guys in colourful ninja suits, who have to save all of Ninjago from evil. The ninja have somewhat control over one element each, except the green one who can use all the elements. There were originally four ninja; Cole (the Black ninja of Earth), Jay (the Blue Ninja of Lightning), Zane (the White Ninja of Ice) and Kai (the Red Ninja of Fire). Keep in mind that we’re not talking about their skin colour, okay? All of them are yellow. The Green ninja is also known as Lloyd, and is the youngest or maybe not… It’s complicated. They have to fight living skeletons, snake-like people, evil nindroids and the Overlord. Overlord is some douchebag, who needs Lloyd’s golden powers to do something evil whatsoever. The show is complicated, so just watch it!
Anyway, the Ninjagians are crazy, yet creative people who obsess over Lego Ninja. They make lots of rad fanart, gifs and fanfics. However, many fanfics are written by Wannabe-Ninjagians who write about their amazing OCs instead of focusing on the canon stuff..
All in all, the Ninjagians is a powerful people who’s willing to destroy anyone (any show) that is going to replace their dearest show. This is not someone you wanna mess around with, because of their elemental powers of creativity and witty puns are too much for ordinary people. Ninjagians are Ninja, just way more dangerous..
Ninjagian: OH LOOK! It's blue! It reminds me of Jay!
Non-Ninjagian: Jay?
Ninjagian: YEAH! He's the ninja of lightning, and Nya's boyfriend. He's also an inventor, who also does some model building, dabbles in poetry, cooks and lots of other things. He also talks a lot, and grew up in a Junkyard. And (Talks a lot more about Jay and the show, due to Jay's influence on people. He makes them talk waaaaay too much, and crack lots of puns and jokes..)
Non-Ninjagian: Jay?
Ninjagian: YEAH! He's the ninja of lightning, and Nya's boyfriend. He's also an inventor, who also does some model building, dabbles in poetry, cooks and lots of other things. He also talks a lot, and grew up in a Junkyard. And (Talks a lot more about Jay and the show, due to Jay's influence on people. He makes them talk waaaaay too much, and crack lots of puns and jokes..)
by MontyMon April 23, 2014
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Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.
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Get the Ningaling mug.when you get an email from someone in Nigeria, who pretends to have been involved in some sort of coup de etat or related to some bigwig or something and says he's got the loot and needs a place to hide it, like your bank account and then they butter you up saying they got your name because you are known to be honest or some shit. They talk all weird and foreign and misspell stuff, to make you think that THEY are the gullible one.
They offer you a couple of million to store the ten million or so and then when you bite, they try to get your bank account info so they can steal your identity. If you are stupid enough, they'll have you writing them checks (or "advance fees") and they'll just keep stringing you along saying something went wrong and send more money.
Worst case scenario: they get you to fly over there. Never do that. Once you are in their clutches, you're, well, in their clutches.
They offer you a couple of million to store the ten million or so and then when you bite, they try to get your bank account info so they can steal your identity. If you are stupid enough, they'll have you writing them checks (or "advance fees") and they'll just keep stringing you along saying something went wrong and send more money.
Worst case scenario: they get you to fly over there. Never do that. Once you are in their clutches, you're, well, in their clutches.
Nigerian scam letter:
Dear Sir:
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD.
The source of this fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N).
However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. Hence we are writing you this letter.We have agreed to share the money thus:
70% for us (the officials)
20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you)
10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
A SUITABLE NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID. PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO RESPOND BY TELEPHONE OR FAX.
Dear Sir:
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD.
The source of this fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N).
However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. Hence we are writing you this letter.We have agreed to share the money thus:
70% for us (the officials)
20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you)
10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
A SUITABLE NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID. PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO RESPOND BY TELEPHONE OR FAX.
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