abilities include;
green
1:whats his power
wu: greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
the green ninja
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.
I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.
by Sendark April 26, 2005
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1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.
by Squidi.net/forum April 26, 2005
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The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
by Jeth August 24, 2005
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A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.
Jon: God You are SUCH a green ninja!

God: Hey...watch what you say Jon.

*slice*

God: Jon? Jon???
by The Green Ninja January 2, 2008
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when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.
dood when im high i turn into a green ninja.
by green ninja attacks March 22, 2011
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