nine

(1) The damn number that comes after eight, yet before ten.

(2) The not was well known, failed, system of measurement before the metric system.

I'm about to bury my foot nine inches into your ass.

by Stud McManly June 21, 2007

Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.

by Scott May 13, 2005

Nine

Homosexual street slang for receiving an HIV/AIDs positive load of semen from a pizza man.

"Brian got some nine from Papa John's last night"

by Caesarian September 21, 2017

Nine

The number that represents the feeling of being addicted to something. Knowing this is hurting you, but still loving it anyways.

"It was hurting me, but I loved it. You could say I was feeling a bit nine today."

by woohoo_i'mgarbage March 24, 2019

nine

A nine is someone who defines. Nines walk the line, are usually on time, and love to rhyme.

Nine: Dayum girl, you lookin fine. Dressed to the nines, I wanna make you all mine.
Two: Aww thanks honeybun, you're too much fun.

by Love potion number nine March 31, 2009

nine

Refers to any pistol, usually automatic as opposed to revolver, whose barrel's girth is 9 millimeters.

I was packing my nine for protection.

by Daniel March 26, 2002

nine

The nine/nine-iron are both used to define a large cock. The former being dormant, and the latter, ready for action.

Pump me with yer nine-iron!

by Pim Lico July 26, 2005