chill your nips

Another variant of chill out. Used when someone is overly anxious/excited and needs to calm down. This is the politically correct, universal form of chill your tits (cuz everybody got nipples).

Ben: These gas prices are friggin redonkulous! I'm havin' a heart attack over here!

Bob: Yo, chill your nips. Here's $20 if you quit your bitchin.

by OkieSolidarity June 25, 2008

Sirloin Nips

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.

Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

bloody nips

When you wear a scratchy shirt so you have to tape your nips then wear a bigger shirt or an under shirt or any kinda shirt that dosent touch your nips

I went out for a 5k run and forgot to tape so i now have bloody nips

Dude look at Steve's shirt he's got a Case of bloody nips

by dsynyster24 July 22, 2014

dog nips

Saggy boobs with nipples that point downwards due to the sagging like 'dog nips'

i went to suck a birds boobs last night but it took me an hour to find her nips beacuse they were 'dog nips'

by Jimmi D August 12, 2006

Nimp

The act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use IE, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay porn.

You can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it's another website, such as:
www.youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?v=PfwY7ooTB7Q

Random furry: Lol! That fox was so kawaiiiiiii!
Sweaty faced teen: Ooh, I like furries, too. Check this site out :) www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org

Random furry has disconnected.

Sweaty faced teen: I am a l33t haxx0r.

by Zerotrousers September 20, 2009

Silicone Nips

The nipples of a chick with hooter implants. The peak at the summit of the silicone mountain.

The only reason ears went to shindad was because he thought he was gonna get to suckle on mama K's silicone nips.

by BBMPs Big D January 6, 2010

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes

"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"

by Mazzbee January 27, 2009