Night crawler

A hooker with no legs.

Look at the trail that night crawler is leaving.

by Uhmanduh whore February 11, 2021

Night crawler

The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.

Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?

by Toodleszz October 10, 2020

swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016

chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005