chinese nigger nuggets

When after eating a massive amount of cheap chinese food, you shit so hard you wish you were black so you could remember that your ancestors had it way worse.

Paul: Dave, where were you last night?
Dave: Dude, that kung pao chicken last night was brutal ... I had the worst case of the chinese nigger nuggets!
Paul: Shit!

by widagu January 20, 2009

mc'nigger nuggets

an expletive of anger, dissatisfaction, unhappiness

With alarm blaring, in the morning and a hangover, they said "Fuckin' Mc'nigger nuggets"

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Niggernugget

It's when the racist white bastards that work at McDonald's see a black guy they don't like, and they put him through a meat grinder (usually while he's still alive) and make McNuggets out of him.

Customer: Why do my McNuggets taste so bad?

Employee 1: *whispers to Employee 2* Dude, I totally just gave that guy those Niggernuggets we made this morning.

Employee 2: Aha, sweet! *high fives Employee 1*

by niggerlover666 June 21, 2010

Chicken Nugger

Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

by Sharkbites August 23, 2017

Chicken nugger

In a world of sweer potato and french fried, your mind strains to understand this anomaly. May you never be unfortunate enough to find this in your child's Kid Menu lest he starve in the corner.

The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger.
Your son weeps, starving in the corner for his chicken nugger.

by TwilightSmash64 October 16, 2015

Nugger

A cute, and simaltaniously edgy name for chicken nuggets.

Man: Yeah, I'll have a number 3 and a 10-piece nuggers, extra sauce

Employee: sorry sir, but we're all out of nuggers.

Man: Fuck you, you ugly ass beta male! I come here every day for nuggers, and every day you give me another sad story. How about you go in the back and fry my nuggers.

Employee: How dare you talk to me like that you retard hick. You think I like this job? You think I like frying nuggers for hillbilly scum? I could've done something with my life, man.

Man: Every day its another sad story with you man. When are you going to stop making excuses for yourself? If you dont want to cook nuggers, then maybe you shouldn't be working at *exploitative*

by 🐺 January 21, 2020

Nugger Lover

a person who has or shows a warm and general affectionate regard for chicken nuggets.

Phil is going to order the 20 piece mcnuggets, he's such a nugger lover

by TomsAwesome March 12, 2011