Nececelery

Absolutely positivly having to have celery. When, for some unknown reason, you have to have celery.

I made a salad the other day, and it just wasn't right. The situation was nececelery.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Neece Mates

Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.

Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.

Further Examples of neece mates:

Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.

Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?

Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’

by neecebants August 18, 2009

neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

Neece

To be neece: Defined as something or someone who is lame.

Person 1: You know that Will Marshall?
Person 2: Yeah, he's so neece.

or

Person 1: My mate Dave is dry of goods
Person 2: Don't play about
Person 1: Serious
Person 2: Neece

by Paddy Hayes January 17, 2008

neyce

Exactly like the word "nice" except said with an utter exaggeration whilst saying it. More of an 'e' sound than the original 'i' sound and is said with a high pitch.

"I'm going to nail her later bra,"
"Neyce!"

"Neeeyce!"

by loz90 May 17, 2009

neyele

A funny, and hot girl who says happy birthday everytime she opens a bag of gummies. She isn’t afraid to speak the truth and she would do anything to stand up for her friends. She’s a character!!

Neyele is the fucking best

by #friends by choice February 18, 2018

Neecee

Neecee's are generally from the proverbial "wrong side of the tracks." They are usually loud, love god and are coupon enthusiasts. The name generally evokes a sense of annoyance and anxiety.

God, you are acting like such a Neecee!

by disco spider July 7, 2011