Newsician

A noun that describes a talking head news personality that acts like an entertainer while carefully avoiding facts that may disturb advertisers or members of the donor class.

Last night, Megyn Kelly spun the story about blocking SCOTUS nominees like a true newsician.

by beaujinka July 24, 2016

newville

A shitty town in PA that no one wants to go to because it is filled with hillbilly hicks and smells like shit outside everyday.

"My GPS wants me to go through newville, but I chose another route because I don't want to smell like shit."

by FunkTrump October 13, 2016

Newville PA

Piece of shit town. Nuff' said. All you can do is eat shitty pizza, watch shitty football games, go to a shitty school, and newville girls are a synonym for newville pizza. Cops are dickheads and the tree is horrible. WARNING: Visitors prone to experience fits of rage from experiencing such a shitty town.

Kid 1: Where we going, man?

Kid 2: Newville PA

Kid 1: I fuckin' hate that piece of shit town.

by Lets eat babies! May 16, 2011

Newbicide

A word used during intense combat typicaly online through an x-box or other gaming console, in which the player of said console is killing multiple new players newbsin tremendous quanities. The kills are so fast it seems as if the newbs are comiting suicide, thus we have Newbicide

Dude yesterday on halo it was total Newbicide, i killed like 45 new kids!

by BlazerDawes July 24, 2008

Nathan newville

A dickhead who will always make fun of your last name and then proceed to giggle like a little girl

"Did you see Nathan newville today?"
"Yeah, being a shitface, like usual"

by Kkk666691738420 March 10, 2016

neovictorian bowdlerization

Politically-correct dumbing down of the English language used to eliminate thoughts and ideas deemed offensive to identified subgroups ie. by gender/race/religion/country of origin. Derived from term originally used to refer to removal of offensive terms (e.g. "strumpet") from Shakespeare's plays by Thomas Bowdler.

Only neovictorian bowdlerization can explain the current anti-intellectual view that gender/race are fluid and that all things are like all other things.

by doctorjosh September 4, 2016

Newsician

Used to describe those who begin as musicians, but then decide its their business to preach (whether its warranted or not) about current events to their audience.

Bono is a world class newsician, what a douche.

by Simdog November 2, 2008