newville

A town where cows outnumber the people 3 to 1. A place where it is normal to date 3rd cousins. One might also be inclined while visiting to go to a tractor pull or participate in activities such as cow tipping and possum beating.

"Where are you from?"
"Newville, where all my neighbors are cows."

by Rabbitgrass February 24, 2014

newville

A shitty town in PA that no one wants to go to because it is filled with hillbilly hicks and smells like shit outside everyday.

"My GPS wants me to go through newville, but I chose another route because I don't want to smell like shit."

by FunkTrump January 30, 2016

Newville PA

Piece of shit town. Nuff' said. All you can do is eat shitty pizza, watch shitty football games, go to a shitty school, and newville girls are a synonym for newville pizza. Cops are dickheads and the tree is horrible. WARNING: Visitors prone to experience fits of rage from experiencing such a shitty town.

Kid 1: Where we going, man?

Kid 2: Newville PA

Kid 1: I fuckin' hate that piece of shit town.

by Lets eat babies! April 25, 2011

Nathan newville

A dickhead who will always make fun of your last name and then proceed to giggle like a little girl

"Did you see Nathan newville today?"
"Yeah, being a shitface, like usual"

by Kkk666691738420 December 4, 2015