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newsome high school

a white ass school in florida with racist trump supporters.
by a student at that white school September 5, 2019
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Newsome

(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.
Nancy Pelosi Newsomed at a fucking hair salon with no mask.
by please enter your username February 18, 2021
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dreaded newsome

cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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Nelsonized

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.
*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011
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newtonize

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.
It was so sad when moved to Newton. Now all she wants to do is stare at boys, shop at Hollister, and curl her hair. She's completely Newtonized!
by woooh September 28, 2007
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newsome

verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.
Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!
by inscrutabullwit March 11, 2004
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Newsome

A act of Disappearing of ones father in a in orderly fashion.
Mom yes little Anthony where did dad go he “Newsome” away
by Colton Bones October 29, 2019
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