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Nester

Someone who is obessed with a person, place, or thing.
Bridget Aye is a nester of facebook.
by L0zer8 April 10, 2008
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NESter

A gamer who is devoted to NES games not only buying but playing the games. This person is not known to just buy a game to leave it on the shelf collecting dust. If a NESter buys a sealed game they will unseal it just so they can play it.
I hope my eBay auction does not get bought by a NESter.
by DarakuTenshi August 24, 2011
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Nester

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019
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Nester

A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.

This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).

A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.

This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.

With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.

All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.

The only way to battle a nester is by:

A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)

Have a nester-free life!

Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."

"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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He is a Peng and a kebab store manager he will be successful in his life
by ILOVEKEBABSANDCURRY April 1, 2019
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Nester is a fuckin cool dude , idk what shit about toilet papers has been written here but he is fuckin cool.
Nester is the best
by Lemonimpala November 23, 2021
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Nester

When your penis is so small it's 'nesting in your public hair' and is fully hidden.
'Hey, have you seen those naked pictures of Chris going around? He's got a right nester'
by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024
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