nester

A girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.

That nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. I can never break up with her now!

by asset January 11, 2006

nester

(verb) when a male urinates in two or more strands

Dude, I just nestered all over the toilet seat, and now I have to wipe it off.

by Banalbany February 4, 2010

nester

An adjective refering to a person who is a slick, sly fox, the foxiest of them all.

Damn, that guy's a Nester

by AManThatLovesYou May 13, 2005

NESter

A gamer who is devoted to NES games not only buying but playing the games. This person is not known to just buy a game to leave it on the shelf collecting dust. If a NESter buys a sealed game they will unseal it just so they can play it.

I hope my eBay auction does not get bought by a NESter.

by DarakuTenshi August 24, 2011

empty nester

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

by wmem May 9, 2006

Mrs. Nester

When you pull up and twerk on your principal's meat and produce very athletic offspring. You also get very sunburnt during intercourse.

Dawg, Mrs. Thompson just Mrs. Nestered me and now my sunburn is third degree.

by Gary Boi November 16, 2018

Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.

crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.

by shan-manda March 8, 2011