butt nested

Like pocket dialed. When you don't lock your phone and accidentally change the temperature of your home via Nest app.

I butt nested at work and it was 95 degree in my house when I got home.

by RoscoeCharlie February 2, 2016

Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

empty nester

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

by wmem May 9, 2006

The Newsted

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.

Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!

by grthompson June 1, 2017

Nestea and the Double C

Nestea- An iced tea beverage enjoyed by all.

Double C- Street name for Colonial Club brand vodka, which can be purchased at various super markets for under $7.00 per gallon.

Upon combining these two seemingly normal beverages, a scrumptious elixir of life is born, bringing joy to cheap teenagers across the nation.

Slick was goin' hyphy on Nestea and the Double C last night; he ghost rode his whip while bending the block!

by Mike Okslong May 14, 2008

Nexted

Usually on Chatroulette, a new random stranger chat site, when someone clicks the "next" button almost instantly after seeing your face or webcam. The most common nexted individuals are males.

So this guy was whackin' it on Chatroulette, so I nexted him real fast. What a douchebag.

by anonymous90x February 25, 2010

Nestea Beitch

a nasty lame, lop, pud, or dumbass. Pronounced as its spelled but with a drunk pimp slur.

Listen here ya little nestea beitch, dont make me slap you.

by ibibibibibibibibibib February 1, 2009